OK listen, what id like to point out is how these days lads have got it too easy man and don’t realize how everything could of very easily disappeared in just 1 move if id of decided to make a come back!
I don’t follow football myself anymore but i know a load of lads who play pro football and 3 local lads in particular id like to dedicate this blog to.
I’m flat out these days and always working away so I’m never really in Birmingham but when i am and im out n about i see alot of lads out spending big money on big things n never stopping to appreciate the things around them or thinking of how well off they are compared to the majority of people!
But, that isn’t the point of me bringing up this subject, the point is that people need to remember what a prospect i was and count themselves lucky that my carrier ended at the age of 11 else they mite not be in the good position they are today if id of continued at the level i was playing because if i had of there mite not be a job (position) for them to fill!

Luke Rodgers – Notts county

Gabriel Agbonlahor – Aston Villa

Luke Moore – West Bromwich Albion

Jamie Mckinney – St Margret Marys / Great Barr Falcons

People say i was good, some even say the greatest! (which i agree with but don’t like to brag!)
If you’d of asked me what i thought id say that i was definitely the best in my Sunday team ‘Great Barr Falcons’ and was also striker n top goal scorer which i put down to my strength n large frame, as well as Sunday football as you can see from the above picture i was also the team captain and all round beast of my school team, known by friends and fellow players as ‘The Goat’ because of the weird screams i used to give off every time i scored a hat trick!

Id like to think that when i played for Great Barr they thought of me more as like their ‘hidden weapon’.
Because i was so valuable to the squad and they didn’t want me getting injured that’s why i was 90% of the time on the sub’s bench and only got a run once every couple months but it was obviously for good reason scene as i was an asset to the side!
I haven’t the largest of attention spans and get bored very easily, one autumn Sunday while saving energy sitting in my usual spot (the bench) i decided to go mooching an saw a big conker tree that i ended up climbing in the spare time i had an get me some conkers. I’m up in the middle of the tree swinging on the branch’s so the tree is raining conkers and all i hear is “Mckinney”……”MCKINNEY!!!” it was the manager George, for the first time in fuck knows how long i was gonna get a run cuz somebody had been injured and i was up a bastard tree collecting conkers!
I finally made it out the tree and played the last 10minutes and helped our side to come back from 2-0 down scoring a hat trick including an explosive overhead kick that snapped the crossbar and is known to of been described by ‘Luke Rodgers‘ as being “the best goal he’d ever heard about without actually being their to see it!”

Back in the changing room once team talk had finished and they’d praised me for stopping us from being relegated they also hammered me for my conker antics and i was nicknamed ‘The Squrel’ from that day on!

Obviously when your good at something word travels fast and you get a reputation etc, well because i was so good at football and obviously a stunner the girls were on me from a young ages knowing i was gonna be a star n obviously oneday become rich, little did they know that after my junior school priest ‘father conifery’ had gone OTT on me oneday when id stayed behind after confessions i was no longer able to play football, i was only aged 11 but he obviously wanted to give me a final seeing to before i left to go senior school and due to a ruptured spleen and a torn anal canal it was the sad end to a rising star!
A few years later even though id given up on football and was going down a slippery path nothing seemed to change and just like all footballers have nice birds i was no exception except i had about 10, even at the age of 15 when i got bang on the Smack with all the rest of the rats the birds still seemed to kept coming (literally), here’s a couple of me finest!

So next time i see you boyz out n about don’t start player hating now you’ve seen the darlings iv had around me!
Hate the game, Not the player!

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After the women reailized i wernt gonna end up becomeing a baller and was skint they all fucked off and left me on my arse robbing blocks of cheese and packs of bacon out of kwik save to feed my Smack habbit!

A sad demise to a rising star ….GUTTED!

Tagged: Gabriel Agbonlahor, jay read, Luke Moore, Luke Rodgers on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 · 2 Comments »